i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I understand Curling. That high.
it's like heaven, but drunker
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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