She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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