he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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