dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
So squirting runs in the family.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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