Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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