Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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