At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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