OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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