I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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