As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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