i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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