just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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