Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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