Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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