girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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