he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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