Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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