I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My vagina just clenched in fear
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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