You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Banned from zoo.
Again?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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