i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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