You really coming over, don't trick.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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