My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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