discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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