My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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