so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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