There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I have fence marks all over my body
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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