every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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