So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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