she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
