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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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