I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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