if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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