I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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