garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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