just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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