Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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