We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I will be naked everywhere
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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