At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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