The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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