My brain says no but my pants say off.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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