absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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