What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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