Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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