It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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