I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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