your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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