You made me cry and you don't even care
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I'm really busy with my period
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