please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
this boner is exhausting
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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