Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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