Me too!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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