yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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